Monday, December 1, 2008

Bears Fall to.500 in Lovie Smith's 6 Game Season


Two weeks ago Lovie Smith tried a new brand of BS by looking at the remainder of the year as a 6 game season. As bad as the division is, a 4 -2 record in his 6 game season puts the Bears at 10 - 6 overall. In the NFC North, that could easily win the division. After an impressive win against one of the worst teams in football last week, things were looking up. Looking up until last night, when they were embarrassed by the Vikings in Minnesota. Once again the Bears proved they can't stop Adrian Peterson. Kyle Orton is showing all the signs of mediocrity that I thought he was capable of. The Bears secondary showed that they can give up 99 yards in one play after the Bear offense failed to gain 1 yard in four.

If there was ever a time to clean house at Halas Hall it will be after the final snap of game 16 this year. There's no need to worry about playoff tickets this year folks. The only playoff football the Bears will see, is from their LazyBoys. Apparently Ron Rivera was better then a lot of people gave him credit for. The Bear defense was still feared when he was in charge. The offense would be the laughing stock of the NFL if it weren't for rookie Matt Forte, who makes them look at least creditable each week. A bunch of bad receivers with a 'puss arm' quarterback is what we have to look forward to in the final four games of Lovies 6 game season.

Speaking of Lovie, I have to say I am amazed every week watching him on the sidelines. Talk about a robot for a coach. He could be up by 20 or down by 30 and it's the same hypnotic look on his face. When his coaching career is over, he should get on the World Poker tour. Nobody's going to be able to read him. Aces full or 4 - 7 off suit and it's the same look from the Lovemeister. He stands on the sideline listening to Beyonce or ordering extra pizza for after the game through that headset. You can't convince me that he's getting any kind of football information through there. So it's Jacksonville, New Orleans, Green Bay and Houston for the final four. Does anybody see 3 more wins in there, cause I sure don't. So as an end of season gift, let's all pitch in and get Lovie a new CD for next season. Something that might change the expression on his face.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are right on all the issues. I agree fully. And I will agree with the comment on one of your last postings. Kyle Orton wears tampons.

Anonymous said...

Bring in Grossman already.

Anonymous said...

Did you quit writing , the Bears played another game.